1 00:00:01,459 --> 00:00:04,796 [THEME - JACK JONES, "LOVE BOAT"] 2 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:19,602 THEME SONG: Love, exciting and new. 3 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:20,562 Come aboard. 4 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:36,286 We're expecting you, and love, life's sweetest reward, 5 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:39,622 let it flow. 6 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:43,710 It floats back to you. 7 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:53,052 Love Boat, soon we'll be making another run. 8 00:00:53,136 --> 00:01:00,602 The Love Boat promises something for everyone. 9 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:04,189 Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance. 10 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:14,532 And love won't hurt anymore. 11 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,120 It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 12 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:25,460 It's love. 13 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:31,007 Welcome aboard. 14 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:32,050 It's love. 15 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,354 Bon bini, ladies and gentlemen, 16 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:47,232 which means welcome on the island of Curucao, or Korsou, 17 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:49,359 as it's pronounced by the inhabitants. 18 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,903 The city of Willemstad with its neatly shaped houses 19 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:54,405 and orange tile roofs await you, so 20 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,658 enjoy your day on this picturesque island 21 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:58,451 in the Netherland Antilles. 22 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,891 Launches will be leaving from the port side of the ship 23 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,269 to the shopping center of Curucao. 24 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,776 This should help you find your way around Curucao. 25 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:32,902 Oh, thank you. 26 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,320 Do you have any suggestions of what I might see? 27 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:37,657 Well, um, actually, I haven't been there in a long time. 28 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:40,952 I was planning on reacquainting myself with the sites. 29 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:41,828 Alone? 30 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:44,664 Yes. 31 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:45,582 Do you want some company? 32 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:46,958 Well, isn't your wife going? 33 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:49,419 Well, she was, yeah, but she isn't. 34 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:50,253 I mean, she's not feel too well. 35 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:54,799 Anyway, I'm sure she wouldn't mind. 36 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:58,428 Well, OK, if you don't mind waiting while I change. 37 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:01,180 I wasn't really excited about spending the day alone anyway. 38 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:05,643 Great, then we can both be alone, together. 39 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:06,436 OK. 40 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:30,168 Excuse me, but if you're waiting for the tour 41 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:32,629 into Curucao, they're meeting in the terrace room. 42 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,923 Oh, thanks, but I'm going it alone today. 43 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:36,299 I was just waiting for my husband to bring 44 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:39,135 me some maps of Curucao. 45 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:39,469 He's late as usual. 46 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,137 Haha. 47 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:41,971 Have you tried nagging? 48 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,556 It's probably why he's late. 49 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,308 Haha. 50 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:46,100 OK. 51 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:50,647 You know, Isaac, what were you and that lovely lady 52 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:51,856 talking about? 53 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:52,690 Her late husband. 54 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:56,152 So young to be a widow. 55 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:02,825 Hello. 56 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:03,576 Ace Evans, ship's photographer. 57 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,662 May I help you? 58 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:06,913 Oh, thanks. 59 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:07,830 I was just waiting for some maps of Curucao. 60 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,916 Oh, you don't need a map. 61 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:11,626 Why don't you let me be your guide? 62 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:13,670 Oh, do you know Curucao? 63 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:18,508 No, but I have a map. 64 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:19,300 Why not? 65 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:20,093 All right. 66 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:05,596 Dad, I am so sorry. 67 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,558 This is the second and last time you miss the ship, Vickie. 68 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:12,020 We'll talk about it later alone. 69 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:14,814 Right now, I'm happy you're both back safely. 70 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:16,065 Thank you, Burl. 71 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,775 I can't tell you how worried we were. 72 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,068 From what I've been told, Helen, Curtis 73 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:19,819 really took charge of things. 74 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:22,071 I did, mom. 75 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,823 Well, now I'm taking charge. 76 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:24,907 We're going back to the ship. 77 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:25,616 You two are cleaning up, and we're 78 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,076 going to see Curucao together. 79 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:27,869 Let's go. 80 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,833 Oh, I was worried sick about you, 81 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:36,044 but I'm very proud of you, Curtis. 82 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:37,754 Thank you. 83 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,756 I have something to tell you that will 84 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,592 make you even prouder. 85 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:43,342 I've asked Vicki to marry me. 86 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:07,742 Ace? 87 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:08,993 Yeah. 88 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,369 This day's turning out better than I expected. 89 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:10,953 Great. 90 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,789 I really feel alive. 91 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:16,292 Well, life is for the living. 92 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,418 Oh, I'm sorry. 93 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,754 I, I shouldn't have said that. 94 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:20,713 Oh, no. 95 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:21,631 It doesn't matter. 96 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:24,050 I was just thinking about my husband. 97 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:26,761 Well, I'm sure wherever he is, he'd be 98 00:06:26,844 --> 00:06:28,513 glad you're enjoying yourself. 99 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:31,599 And wherever he is, I hope he's happy, but not too happy. 100 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:37,939 Adam, look. 101 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:40,483 Isn't that Diane? 102 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,777 Yeah, and with Ace. 103 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:46,322 But I thought she and Jim were each coming into town alone. 104 00:06:46,405 --> 00:06:48,032 I guess Jim didn't tell Ace. 105 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:03,256 Hi, Mrs. Rolly. 106 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:04,757 Why, Vicki, how nice to see you back. 107 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:07,051 Oh, thank you. 108 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:10,847 It's nice to be back, especially after a hot shower and a sauna. 109 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:11,806 Wait a minute. 110 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:13,182 Aren't you going into Curucao? 111 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,518 I thought you'd be sightseeing with the general and the kids. 112 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:19,063 Oh, well, I decided to take a day off for myself. 113 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,439 Uh, children can be a little tiring. 114 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:23,693 Well, you should know, with 15 grandchildren. 115 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:24,777 Uh, yes. 116 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,279 I should know. 117 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:29,740 You know, just between you and me, I mean, 118 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:32,743 the Menudo kids are terrific, but I bet the general 119 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:33,661 would rather be with you. 120 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,583 I'm afraid that's one bet you'd lose. 121 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:48,926 I wonder why Mrs. Rolly didn't come with us today. 122 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,429 Well, I think she had other plans. 123 00:07:51,512 --> 00:07:53,890 I think she misses her grandchildren. 124 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,892 Yeah, you're right. 125 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,644 I think she does. 126 00:07:58,728 --> 00:07:59,395 All right, say cheese. 127 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:00,146 That's too fatty. 128 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:01,355 How about yogurt? 129 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:02,064 Haha. 130 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,108 That's great. 131 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,152 Hey, you want me to take a picture of you guys together? 132 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:07,236 Sure would you? 133 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:07,945 All right, yeah. 134 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,363 Yeah, we'd like to. 135 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:10,698 Look to your right. 136 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:11,657 Come on, closer together. 137 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,871 Come on, put your arms out on her. 138 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:19,749 I always said children should be seen and not heard, huh. 139 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:20,166 Kiss her. 140 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:21,542 Kiss her. 141 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:22,251 Kiss her. 142 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,085 Come on, kiss her. 143 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,045 Kiss her. 144 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:25,796 All right. 145 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:43,731 Oh, thank you very much. 146 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:45,524 Well, you ready for a little more sightseeing? 147 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,275 Sure. 148 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:46,943 No, no. 149 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:47,526 I will pay for the drinks. 150 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,445 No, don't be silly. 151 00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:50,238 My treat. 152 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,113 Oh. 153 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,907 My husband left me plenty of money. 154 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:54,700 See, almost $50. 155 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:01,415 Um, finish you drink. 156 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:02,291 I'll go and freshen up. 157 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,918 I'll meet you by the street edge. 158 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:04,835 Oh, OK. I'll see you there. 159 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:05,628 OK. 160 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:10,967 Thank you. 161 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:11,926 Hello, Ace. 162 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:13,094 Oh, hi, Judy. 163 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:14,011 How are you? - Oh. 164 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,096 Oh, Jim. 165 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:16,055 This is Ace, the ship's photographer. 166 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:17,139 - Hi, Jim. - Hey. 167 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,099 You alone. You want to join us? 168 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:18,641 Oh, no, thanks. 169 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,142 My date's waiting. 170 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,687 Oh, who's the lucky lady? 171 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:25,815 Oh, just a poor lonely widow, and I mean poor. 172 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,483 Careful, that kind can be dangerous. 173 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,609 But worth it. 174 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,820 The only thing she is more than poor is pretty. 175 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:31,946 She as pretty as mine? 176 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:34,865 Well, I'd say you'd be a winner with either one. 177 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:35,658 See you around. 178 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:36,450 Yeah, bye-bye. 179 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,837 Ladies and gentlemen, we hope you 180 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,131 enjoyed your day in Curucao. 181 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:52,008 The Royal Princess is now ready to set 182 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,175 sail for the Panama Canal. 183 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:06,981 Hi, general. 184 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:09,066 Hi. 185 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,110 I see Menudo's given you a few minutes to yourself. 186 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:12,611 Did you have an enjoyable time in Curucao? 187 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:13,696 Yes, it's very pleasant. 188 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:14,447 Thank you. 189 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:15,615 Ah, good. 190 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,158 I found Mrs. Rolly inside. 191 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,409 I'm sure she'll be out in a minute. 192 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:22,038 Oh, well, it's a bit tiring, all that sightseeing. 193 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,289 I think I'll take a nap before dinner. 194 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:24,415 Excuse me. 195 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,584 Maybe he didn't hear what you said. 196 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:40,056 Dad, since it was already dark and we didn't know our way 197 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,807 around, Curtis thought it would be safer 198 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,518 to spend the night on the beach rather than to try 199 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:45,644 to walk all the way into town. 200 00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:52,860 You do believe me, don't you, dad? 201 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:55,738 Of course I do. 202 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:56,906 I just think you should have acted 203 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,616 in a more responsible way. 204 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:02,286 It was up to you to get back to the ship on time. 205 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,913 I know. 206 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:08,167 And I promise, nothing like that will ever happen again. 207 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,418 I know it won't. 208 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,879 Discussion closed forever. 209 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:13,631 Dad. 210 00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:15,674 Hmm? 211 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,594 Were you worried? 212 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:19,345 Oh. 213 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:27,561 Dad, there is one other thing I have to tell you. 214 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:28,646 Merrill? 215 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:30,940 Oh, there you are, you two. 216 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:31,690 Oh, Helen. 217 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:32,817 Where's Curtis? 218 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,402 Oh, he turned in early. 219 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:38,697 I think he was tired after all his land travel. 220 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:42,660 I'm sure, uh, Vicki has told you about my romantic son 221 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:45,413 asking her to marry him. 222 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:46,622 Marry him? 223 00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:50,251 That's what I was gonna tell you, dad. 224 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,461 But I didn't know if he was serious. 225 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,965 Oh, he thinks he's quite serious. 226 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,758 Thinks? 227 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:01,804 Curtis looks at life in a very simple way. 228 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:07,476 He's, uh, more direct and naive than most boys. 229 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,647 That's part of what makes him so attractive. 230 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,774 Yes it is. 231 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,485 It's also part of his condition. 232 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:22,491 You see, Vicki, Curtis was brain damaged when he was born. 233 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,995 He's slightly retarded, but with very 234 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:29,999 hard work and special schools and therapy, 235 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,333 he's made great strides. 236 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,627 He certainly has. 237 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,338 I'm sorry, Vicki, but I just thought you ought to know. 238 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,396 How did you all enjoy your day apart? 239 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,524 No, no, I mean in port. 240 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,692 I had a wonderful time. 241 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,277 Me too. 242 00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,028 Sometimes being by yourself makes 243 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:02,114 you appreciate what you have. 244 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:05,784 I know exactly how you feel. 245 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,370 Oh, hi, Diane. 246 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,415 Great day, wasn't it. 247 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:14,251 Oh, hi, uh, King. 248 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,002 Ace. 249 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:16,587 Ace. 250 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:20,591 It's nice to see you again, Jim. 251 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:21,008 You too, Trudy. 252 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,219 Judy. 253 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,094 Trudy? 254 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,346 King? 255 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,265 And I gave her the best hours of my whole life. 256 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,392 So you were alone, huh? 257 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,311 I'm not blind, 258 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:33,812 So how come you needed a seeing eye blonde? 259 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,815 OK, so I had company, and I had a very good time. 260 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,234 Well, I had an even better time. 261 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,360 Good. 262 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:41,195 Why don't we just keep it that way? 263 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,863 I think you two have got the right idea. 264 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:51,580 Adam, do you think we made divorce a little too 265 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:51,830 attractive to them? 266 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,141 Good morning, passengers. 267 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,101 Today is the day you've been waiting for, 268 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,395 the Panama Canal, which links the Atlantic 269 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:17,106 and Pacific Oceans. 270 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:20,609 On November 18th, 1903, Panama and the United States 271 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,279 under President Theodore Roosevelt 272 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,864 signed the Panama Canal treaty. 273 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,616 The canal is 50 miles long, and it will take us 274 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,410 eight hours to go through it. 275 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,996 So get your cameras. 276 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,539 You don't want to miss this incredible site. 277 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:05,070 Isn't this exciting, Curtis? 278 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:05,821 Yes. 279 00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:06,697 I'm glad I'm seeing it with you. 280 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,074 It makes it even more special. 281 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,914 Curtis, I've been thinking about what you asked me. 282 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,207 I was afraid to bring it up. 283 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,586 Uh, I wasn't sure whether you had made your mind up or not. 284 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,051 Curtis, I care for you a great deal. 285 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:31,597 But I just think it's too soon to rush 286 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,933 into things like marriage. 287 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,644 But I love you. 288 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:41,065 I know, and it means a lot to me that you do. 289 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,859 But I just think that we both have a lot of experiencing-- 290 00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:45,611 Mother. 291 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,447 My mother told you about me, didn't she? 292 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,411 That has nothing to do with it. 293 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,245 Yes, it does. 294 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:02,628 It's been like this my whole life. 295 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:08,050 Kids were always running away from me, making fun of me. 296 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,718 Curtis, I'm not running away from you. 297 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,388 I still want to see you. 298 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,931 Maybe in time, something could develop. 299 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:22,189 No, nothing will develop, because I'm slow. 300 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,233 Simple. 301 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,234 What does she say, retarded? 302 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,465 Hey, you guys, que pasa. 303 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,759 Where's general Creston? 304 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,429 Mrs. Rolly, right? 305 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,180 You OK? 306 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,348 I don't know. 307 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,934 General Creston and Mrs. Rolly really like each other, 308 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,894 but all of the sudden, they just stopped talking. 309 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,813 Ah, adults. 310 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,940 Sometimes they're hard to figure out, huh. 311 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,024 You're not kidding. 312 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,777 I just wish we could get them together. 313 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,237 Well, maybe your group should sing them 314 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,239 an old fashioned love song. 315 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:15,451 Wrong, my dear, but almost right. 316 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:19,038 Maybe what he needs is a new love song, hmm? 317 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:19,747 Vaminos. 318 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,123 I've got an idea. 319 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,214 Adam and Nancy must be really sick 320 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,215 of another boogie at the canal. 321 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,009 Did, uh, did Adam say what was the matter? 322 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:34,178 No, but they must be feeling bad enough, 323 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,722 so see if you can act civil in front of them. 324 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:37,723 Don't worry. 325 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,057 If I'm civil to you, it'll be really acting. 326 00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,105 Come in. 327 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,652 Nancy, Adam. 328 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,862 What happened? 329 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:52,821 I don't know. 330 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:53,655 I think it's a reaction to something Nancy 331 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,909 insisted we eat in Curucao. 332 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:57,618 He thinks. 333 00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:58,535 Some great doctor. 334 00:17:58,619 --> 00:17:59,870 Get me some more lotion. 335 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,413 What are you, helpless? 336 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,998 Get it yourself. 337 00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:06,126 Hey, what's the matter with you two? 338 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,212 I thought you were supposed to be happily divorced. 339 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:11,715 I thought so too, but then I got over my amnesia. 340 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,050 The only thing she didn't forget 341 00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:16,220 was how to spend my money. 342 00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,513 Well, listen to el cheapo. 343 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,389 You never bought me one thing. 344 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,349 Go away now. 345 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,434 I'll buy you anything you like. 346 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,353 You know, all those years we were married, 347 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,354 we only went away one time. 348 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,648 I only took you with me then so I wouldn't 349 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,191 have to kiss you goodbye. 350 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,067 We'll be running along. 351 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,446 When I divorced you, I should have taken 352 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,198 you for every penny you had. - How could you? 353 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,574 You took it when we were married. 354 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,872 Do you think they fell for it? 355 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,958 I hope that we convinced them, that, uh, 356 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,376 divorced couples do not always get 357 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,544 along as well as they thought. 358 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,254 Well, we gave it our best shot. 359 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:53,173 Why don't you come here and kiss me, you crazy man? 360 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,842 I've got a better idea. 361 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,343 Why don't I just connect the dots on your face 362 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:56,468 and see if I win a prize? 363 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,150 Anne, hi. 364 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:12,901 Hi. 365 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:13,902 Oh, isn't this a marvelous treat? 366 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,364 Oh, this whole trip's been a treat for me. 367 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,117 And I made a couple of significant discoveries. 368 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,910 Which are? 369 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,497 I found someone who's very important in my personal life. 370 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,416 I love you. 371 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,959 Oh, I love you too, Larry. 372 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,553 And I found someone who could be 373 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,430 important in my business life. 374 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,599 Oh? 375 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,893 So you found the person you want for the job? 376 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,394 Absolutely. 377 00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:48,061 Well, I can't make it official until I 378 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,146 clear it with my partners. 379 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,607 I'm on my way to make the call right now. 380 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,190 I'll see you later. 381 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,618 Sorry. 382 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,453 Oh, you don't look very happy. 383 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,579 What's the matter? 384 00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,205 That louse Larry's gonna give the job to Andy. 385 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,498 Well, that's just what you wanted. 386 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,292 You should feel great. 387 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,085 Yeah, but I fell in love with the guy. 388 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,047 Hey, that's great. 389 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:18,717 Why is everything always great with you two? 390 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,718 It isn't great? 391 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:20,552 Sounded pretty great to me. 392 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,814 We are now entering the Miraflores locks, ladies 393 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,318 and gentlemen, the final phase of the Panama Canal, 394 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,444 the gateway to the Pacific. 395 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,929 Merrill, I was wrong. 396 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:06,974 I shouldn't have interfered. 397 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,768 Curtis and Vicki could have taken care of the situation 398 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,812 on their own. 399 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,105 You're a mother. 400 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,607 You don't want your son to be hurt. 401 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,193 I want him to be independent. 402 00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:20,696 On the other hand, I'm frightened to let 403 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,656 him go it alone. 404 00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:26,618 Letting go and trusting your child to live his own life, 405 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:30,205 that's one of the most important things a parent has to do. 406 00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:32,666 You do it so well. 407 00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:33,792 Hmm. 408 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,294 For me, it's, it's a big struggle 409 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,921 knowing Curtis's limitations. 410 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,090 We all have limitations. 411 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,843 We've learned to live through ours. 412 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:43,343 Curtis will learn to live through his. 413 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,432 But it's been so hard for him. 414 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,560 Helen, Curtis is doing just fine. 415 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:56,398 Everything you wanted and worked for has happened. 416 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,692 Now it's time for you to get on with your own life. 417 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:05,490 I think I've forgotten how. 418 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:06,658 Let me try to remind you. 419 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,099 Hi. 420 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,267 Oh, hi, Andy. 421 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,519 Judy said, you were, uh looking for me. 422 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,354 You're a hard man to find. 423 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:39,900 Look, I'll, I'll get right to the point. 424 00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:42,194 I know why a lot of companies are anxious to hire you. 425 00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:44,571 You've got a lot on the ball. 426 00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:45,906 Thanks. 427 00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:47,616 I've decided to hire somebody else. 428 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:52,079 Oh. 429 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:55,123 Well, who's the lucky guy? 430 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,958 I am. 431 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,628 She's gonna make real contributions to my company. 432 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,546 She? 433 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:04,716 Yeah, I've decided to hire Anne Lester. 434 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,551 Anne? 435 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:10,931 Yeah, I think I was wrong about her, 436 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:14,101 and I think she deserves a chance to prove it. 437 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:17,521 She got all the qualifications, the background, 438 00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:20,357 intelligence, integrity. 439 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,736 You were fine up until integrity. 440 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:41,461 Anne. 441 00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,634 It's unbelievable. 442 00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:48,343 Incredible. 443 00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:49,052 You had me. 444 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,471 I was completely buffaloed. 445 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,055 Well, congratulations. 446 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,599 I got to hand it to you. 447 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,893 You've got spunk. 448 00:23:56,977 --> 00:24:00,355 You gambled, and you won yourself a job. 449 00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:01,857 But stay out of the rest of my life. 450 00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:22,377 Good morning and welcome to another 451 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:25,005 beautiful, warm, sunny day. 452 00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:27,382 For those of you who partook of the midnight buffet, 453 00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:30,302 you can atone at our aerobics class on the sun deck. 454 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:37,517 And up. 455 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:44,983 To the side. 456 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:50,655 Hi. 457 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:51,448 Oh, hi. 458 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:54,743 Now let's jog. 459 00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:01,166 Oh, I can't get over it, Adam and Nancy sniping 460 00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:02,417 each other like that yesterday. 461 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,168 Sniping? 462 00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:06,254 It was like a full scale war. 463 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:09,007 There they were, needing each other, and all they could do 464 00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,384 was needle each other. 465 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:12,886 They seemed to get along well. 466 00:25:12,969 --> 00:25:14,971 [inaudible] when thing's get tough. 467 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,556 Yeah, well, anybody could be happy 468 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,766 when everything's going right. 469 00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:20,936 Like the short time me and you have spent together? 470 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,395 They didn't even make it through the cruise. 471 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:27,400 Well, there's no commitment in divorce. 472 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:28,985 There is in marriage, total. 473 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:35,575 Think we're losing ours? 474 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,703 Not if I have anything to say about it. 475 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,538 Well, say something, damn it. 476 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,131 Hold it, you two. 477 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:50,632 That exercise doesn't come til later. 478 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:11,111 Well, I'm sorry things didn't work out between you and Larry, 479 00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:12,570 romantically, anyway. 480 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,739 Well, I have no one to blame but myself. 481 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,366 Wish there was something I could do to help. 482 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:32,048 Curtis, I know you're angry with me, and you're right. 483 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:33,675 I shouldn't have interfered. 484 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,844 I shouldn't have told Vicki. 485 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,596 It's probably better. 486 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,599 She would've just found out anyway. 487 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:45,020 Dropped me later instead of now. 488 00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,188 Oh, now you're being unfair to Vicky. 489 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,774 I mean, I, I was wrong. 490 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:50,734 Now I think you're wrong. 491 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,823 Wrong? 492 00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:58,867 Not to give Vicki a chance like I 493 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,744 didn't give you a chance. 494 00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:13,882 You've been changing in front of my eyes, becoming a man. 495 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:16,801 I didn't see it. 496 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:20,555 You're not my little boy anymore. 497 00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:24,100 I'll always be your little boy. 498 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:28,104 I'm just grown up now. 499 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:57,801 Are you sure this is gonna work, Gopher? 500 00:27:57,884 --> 00:28:01,638 Just as sure as I know my name is Gopher Smith. 501 00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:02,972 Your real name is Burl. 502 00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:11,731 Dinner at Creston. 503 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:12,774 Hi, Ricky, gentlemen. 504 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,025 Anything the matter? 505 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,110 Nothing to do with my [inaudible]?? 506 00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:16,027 Oh, no, no, no. 507 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:16,903 Nothing like that at all. 508 00:28:16,986 --> 00:28:19,239 General, uh, Menudo needs your help. 509 00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:20,490 Robby says you're fluent in Spanish, 510 00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:22,450 and I have a song that needs to be translated into English 511 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,537 so they can sing it at the concert. 512 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,287 Muy bien. 513 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:29,624 Ayudo con gusto. 514 00:28:29,707 --> 00:28:31,251 All right, fine. 515 00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:34,796 I'll be glad to help. 516 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,631 Hmm. 517 00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:38,425 Oh, seems like a love song. 518 00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:40,802 It shouldn't be too difficult. 519 00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:42,345 Uh, sir, why don't you do it on this blank piece of paper? 520 00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:43,847 That way it will be easier for them to see it. 521 00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:44,639 All right. 522 00:28:44,722 --> 00:28:46,808 Let me see. 523 00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:52,230 I miss the hours I shared with you, your happy smile 524 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:53,606 and lovely laugh. 525 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:54,732 Doesn't rhyme very well, does it? 526 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:57,110 Well, they never rhyme when you translate it. 527 00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:57,902 Oh, I see. 528 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:02,449 Your happy smile. 529 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:13,501 One moment, please. 530 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:18,673 - Mrs. Rolly. - Yes? 531 00:29:18,756 --> 00:29:20,049 Oh, I'm sorry to bother you so late, 532 00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:22,093 but Gopher asked me to deliver this. 533 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,178 He thought it might be important. 534 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:25,346 The general left it for you at the purser's desk. 535 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,724 General Creston? 536 00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:28,516 Right. 537 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,267 Oh. 538 00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:37,150 Shall I wait for a reply? 539 00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:39,486 Uh, no, thank you. 540 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:40,278 No reply. 541 00:29:43,781 --> 00:29:43,823 Not yet, anyway. 542 00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:02,717 Mind if I join you? 543 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:03,635 Of course not. 544 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,013 I was pretty rude the other day. 545 00:30:09,807 --> 00:30:12,018 Everybody can get mad now and then. 546 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:23,404 Vicki, I know now that when something doesn't work out, 547 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:26,574 I can't blame it on a disability. 548 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,410 Curtis, you don't have to apologize for anything. 549 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:32,163 I want to. 550 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,290 I need to be responsible. 551 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:38,878 Curtis, you are a very responsible young man. 552 00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:44,801 Hearing that from you makes me very happy. 553 00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:45,718 You make me very happy. 554 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:57,564 I guess we had what they call a shipboard romance. 555 00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:58,898 A memorable romance. 556 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:08,366 I just know I'm not ready for marriage. 557 00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:09,492 I don't think I am either. 558 00:31:12,495 --> 00:31:18,376 You'll always be very special to me, my first love. 559 00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:53,161 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Acapulco, Mexico's paradise 560 00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:54,162 by the sea. 561 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:56,539 Enjoy windsurfing, parasailing, bargain 562 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,625 hunting and gourmet dining. 563 00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:00,126 We're sure this will be a day to remember, so be in tempo. 564 00:33:29,298 --> 00:33:31,008 [interposing voices] 565 00:33:33,302 --> 00:33:34,220 Yeah, OK. 566 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:37,515 Guys, what, now what do I hold onto here? 567 00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:39,183 Hey, now, smile. 568 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:41,185 Smile. 569 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:42,770 Good. 570 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:43,563 Ah! 571 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:48,568 Ah! 572 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:57,452 Ah! 573 00:33:57,535 --> 00:33:59,120 Great! 574 00:33:59,203 --> 00:33:59,871 Whoa! 575 00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:32,487 Oh, that was fantastic. 576 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:33,988 Come on, hey, let's go do that again. 577 00:34:34,071 --> 00:34:34,739 That was fantastic. 578 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:36,491 You guys have got to try this. 579 00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:38,826 That was great. 580 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:39,827 That was great. 581 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:40,828 Oh, perfect. 582 00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:50,213 Isn't this a coincidence? 583 00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:51,172 I told Mrs. Rolly here I wanted to take her 584 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:54,759 to my favorite spot, and look who's here. 585 00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:56,302 Yes, it's quite a coincidence. 586 00:34:56,385 --> 00:34:57,762 Well, [inaudible],, I think I'm going to go in the town. 587 00:34:57,845 --> 00:34:58,513 You want to join me? 588 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:00,598 You bet. 589 00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:03,351 Say, Mrs. Rolly, would you mind keeping 590 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:04,769 General Creston company? 591 00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:05,353 Well, I-- 592 00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:06,312 Thank you very much. 593 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:12,318 That was a very sweet gesture you made. 594 00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:14,320 I beg your pardon? 595 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:18,115 I missed the hours I shared with you, your happy smile, 596 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:19,826 your lovely laugh. 597 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:20,868 Oh, that, that's nothing. 598 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,871 I enjoyed translating that song for the boys. 599 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,873 Translated? 600 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,709 When I got the note, I thought-- 601 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:31,170 oh. 602 00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:33,172 I am sorry. 603 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,882 How could I be so foolish to think that you 604 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:38,052 would write those words to me? 605 00:35:38,135 --> 00:35:41,556 You mean that you thought I, I-- 606 00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:45,434 you know, if I weren't such a monumental stuffed shirt, 607 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:46,686 I would have written those words to you. 608 00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:48,229 Forgive me. 609 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:10,918 Hi. 610 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:11,919 Hey, Tiptons. 611 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:12,628 Hey, Brickers. 612 00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:14,130 Glad you're feeling better. 613 00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:16,173 Ah, it's just the doctor's magic touch. 614 00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:20,928 So, still America's happiest married couple? 615 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:23,014 Yeah, thanks to you two. 616 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:25,558 Still America's happiest divorced couple? 617 00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:27,226 Yes, thanks to you. 618 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,269 Yeah, you saved our marriage. 619 00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:30,688 We saw you two fighting in your state room 620 00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:33,107 when we thought you'd be pulling together. 621 00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:33,941 Made us realize what we have. 622 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,694 And you saved our divorce. 623 00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:38,070 We did? 624 00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:39,113 Sure. 625 00:36:39,196 --> 00:36:40,031 You were just so happy when we first met you, 626 00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:41,407 we thought about getting remarried. 627 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:42,909 And? 628 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:46,662 Well, we decided remarrying would ruin our happy divorce. 629 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,623 We have worked too hard on this divorce to throw 630 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,333 it away just like that. 631 00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,709 Well, I guess marriage isn't for everyone. 632 00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:53,336 Neither is divorce. 633 00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:09,894 But Liz, why did you make up such a preposterous story? 634 00:37:09,977 --> 00:37:13,356 Well it wasn't so much a lie as a wish. 635 00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:15,858 I always wanted children and grandchildren, 636 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:19,403 so I gave them to myself. 637 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:22,949 Loving children so, I used to babysit for my neighbors 638 00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:24,700 as a favor. 639 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:27,662 They didn't know it was a favor to me. 640 00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:30,790 Those pictures in my wallet are all those youngsters. 641 00:37:42,259 --> 00:37:44,679 Well, now you tell me. 642 00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:47,181 When did they become your grandchildren? 643 00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:51,018 Well, it happened one day in the market. 644 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,020 My wallet was lying open, and the clerk asked me 645 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:54,855 if they were my grandchildren. 646 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,274 And I said, yes. 647 00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:01,612 I felt so happy and proud, and then people started 648 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:03,614 to look at me differently. 649 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:06,367 And they would ask me advice about their children. 650 00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:10,913 And that's why you became the expert on this ship. 651 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:13,916 Well, I wasn't really hurting anyone, was I? 652 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,376 No. 653 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:18,713 You know, half my life is wrapped up in this old wallet. 654 00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:23,676 If I ever tossed it overboard, I'd sink with it. 655 00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:25,845 Do you know what you need, darling? 656 00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:28,180 A life preserver, me. 657 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:56,292 Enjoy. 658 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:00,796 I'm sorry. 659 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:01,797 I didn't follow you here. 660 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:02,757 Judy suggested that-- 661 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,260 Judy? 662 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:10,097 Yeah, well, she's the one who sent me here too. 663 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,391 No, please sit down. 664 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,559 Wouldn't want all Judy's hard work to go to waste. 665 00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:22,735 Larry, I need to get something off my chest. 666 00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:25,946 I knew I didn't get the job because I'm a woman, 667 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,114 and I thought the only way that I 668 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:31,118 could prove sex discrimination was to pose as a man. 669 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:33,454 Guess it was an extreme thing to do. 670 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:36,248 Yeah, to say the least. 671 00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:38,501 All right, so long as we're baring our souls, 672 00:39:38,584 --> 00:39:41,921 I guess I've always had a preconceived notion 673 00:39:42,004 --> 00:39:45,508 that women just couldn't do the same job as men. 674 00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:48,219 The minute you walked in in your skirt and your high heels, 675 00:39:48,302 --> 00:39:50,137 you didn't have a chance. 676 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,348 Thanks for being honest. 677 00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:57,603 Remember, Larry, when you said I could have the job 678 00:39:57,686 --> 00:40:02,483 but we'd have to forget about the personal relationship? 679 00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:03,943 Yeah. 680 00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:06,362 You can keep the job. 681 00:40:06,445 --> 00:40:08,572 Personally, I'd rather keep it personal. 682 00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:11,700 I'm sorry. 683 00:40:15,454 --> 00:40:17,957 You're just gonna have to settle for both. 684 00:40:34,056 --> 00:40:35,432 To my equal opportunity employer. 685 00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:56,495 Ladies and gentlemen, we hope you 686 00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:59,373 enjoyed your day in Acapulco. 687 00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:02,501 I know you've enjoyed our show so far tonight. 688 00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:06,338 [applause] 689 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:11,385 And now, the royal princess has a spectacular treat for you. 690 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:14,763 As a special favor to us on our maiden voyage, 691 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:18,559 we are proud to present those international young superstars 692 00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:22,480 who are dedicating their song tonight to their two 693 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:25,691 special friends, General Craston, 694 00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:29,195 their chaperone, and Mrs. Elizabeth Rolly, 695 00:41:29,278 --> 00:41:31,197 their honorary grandmother. 696 00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:43,667 And now, ladies and gentlemen, here they are, 697 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:43,792 the exciting Menudo. 698 00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:51,842 [MUSIC - MENUDO, "LIKE A CANNONBALL"] 699 00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:16,492 MENUDO: [SINGING] See the lightning cross the sky, 700 00:42:16,575 --> 00:42:19,119 makes me wonder why can't I move that fast 701 00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:22,539 to get you where I'm going. 702 00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:24,875 I just can't wait to get to you, cause 703 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:27,336 girl you know just what to do. 704 00:42:27,419 --> 00:42:30,297 So much love for you it's all but flowing. 705 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:35,135 I gave you a license to drive me up the wall. 706 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,763 I just can't shake this spell that your love leaves me under. 707 00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:41,475 The way you weave your magic, your brown eyes say it all. 708 00:42:41,558 --> 00:42:45,437 I look at you and feel the thunder. 709 00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:48,023 Ooh, it hits me like a cannonball. 710 00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:50,818 Like a cannonball. 711 00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:58,784 Hits me like a cannonball. 712 00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:01,245 Like a cannonball. 713 00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:03,497 Hearts beat at the speed of sound. 714 00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:06,750 That's why I'm so glad I found someone 715 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:10,921 who makes loving feel so right. 716 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,256 There's a detour up ahead. 717 00:43:12,339 --> 00:43:14,675 I'll take another road instead. 718 00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:16,552 Nothing's keeping me from you tonight. 719 00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:38,866 I gave you a license to drive me up the wall. 720 00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:43,495 I just can't shake this spell that your love leaves me under. 721 00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:46,540 The way you weave your magic, your brown eyes say it all. 722 00:43:46,623 --> 00:43:48,917 I look at you and feel the thunder. 723 00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:54,381 Ooh, it hits me like a cannonball. 724 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:55,841 Like a cannonball. 725 00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:03,974 Hits me like a cannonball. 726 00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:07,936 Like a cannonball. 727 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:12,316 Hits me like a cannonball. 728 00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:16,278 Like a cannonball. 729 00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:20,324 Hits me like a cannonball. 730 00:44:20,407 --> 00:44:22,868 Like a cannonball. 731 00:44:22,951 --> 00:44:24,745 Hits me like a cannonball. 732 00:44:38,425 --> 00:44:39,301 On deck, everyone. 733 00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:40,594 Acapulco is sending us off with a bang. 734 00:44:40,677 --> 00:44:44,264 Next stop, the port of Los Angeles. 735 00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:30,561 Ladies and gentlemen, two of our young passengers 736 00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:33,439 have fallen so madly in love, they 737 00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:37,025 can't even wait to get back to Los Angeles to get married. 738 00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:38,986 So join us on the Aloha deck as these two 739 00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:41,822 youngsters exchange their vows. 740 00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:45,742 [MUSIC - RICHARD WAGNER, "BRIDAL CHORUS"] 741 00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:09,141 Would you like to get married again, 742 00:46:09,224 --> 00:46:12,186 or would you like a burial at sea? 743 00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:13,395 What's the difference? 744 00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:16,690 Pay attention. 745 00:46:16,773 --> 00:46:19,776 You're next. 746 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:20,986 Oh, I forgot to tell you. 747 00:46:21,069 --> 00:46:23,989 There's a rule in our company about married couples. 748 00:46:24,072 --> 00:46:26,033 Only one member can work there. 749 00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:27,034 Oh, don't worry. 750 00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,452 You'll find another job. 751 00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:36,752 We are gathered here to witness 752 00:46:36,835 --> 00:46:39,797 these two lovely people being joined 753 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,841 together in holy matrimony. 754 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:45,761 Do you, Elizabeth Rolly, take this man 755 00:46:45,844 --> 00:46:49,056 to be your lawful wedded husband, to love 756 00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:51,475 and cherish til death do you part? 757 00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:54,144 I do. 758 00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:55,938 And do you, Thomas Creston, take this woman 759 00:46:56,021 --> 00:47:00,692 to be your lawful wedded wife, to have and to hold 760 00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:02,277 till death do you part? 761 00:47:02,361 --> 00:47:03,529 Indeed I do, captain. 762 00:47:03,612 --> 00:47:05,614 Indeed I do. 763 00:47:05,697 --> 00:47:09,076 By the authority vested in me, I now 764 00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:09,952 pronounce you husband and wife. 765 00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:53,620 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining 766 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,789 us on this incredible cruise. 767 00:47:55,872 --> 00:47:59,459 I hope it will be as memorable to you as it will be to me. 768 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:01,962 Now, on behalf of myself and my crew, 769 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:04,965 I invite you to gather on the decks and witness the royal 770 00:48:05,048 --> 00:48:08,468 welcome to the Royal Princess as we enter Los Angeles harbor. 771 00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:00,103 Come on, Ace. 772 00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:01,647 I got them all lined up. 773 00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:02,856 This is one picture I really want, 774 00:49:02,939 --> 00:49:05,859 the perfect souvenir of a memorable crew. 775 00:49:05,942 --> 00:49:07,235 OK, captain, but give me a minute. 776 00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:07,986 You're right. 777 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,321 This is gonna be one great shot. 778 00:49:09,404 --> 00:49:10,364 Yes. 779 00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:12,199 Excuse me. 780 00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:14,076 Well, you two got married so fast 781 00:49:14,159 --> 00:49:16,411 I didn't have a chance to get your wedding gift. 782 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:17,621 Well, I could use a new wallet, 783 00:49:17,704 --> 00:49:19,706 with lots of room for photos. 784 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:20,415 What for? 785 00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:21,375 I don't have any grandchildren. 786 00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:23,418 Who knows? 787 00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:24,878 Maybe you two will start your own family someday. 788 00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,435 [THEME - JACK JONES, "LOVE BOAT"]